Moaning Sprinkler

This happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally cumming in your eye. So you run to the sink to wash it out, while still cumming with your dick swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.

Now I know why girls get so pissed when you cum in their eye. It hurts like hell. I was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

dirty sprinkler

when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.

Man that bitch just did a dirty sprinkler every where in there so you can clean it.

by gnarkiller February 13, 2007

silly sprinkler

The point in time at which ejaculate becomes encrusted over part or all of the opening of the penis after orgasm. This results in urine going sideways, vertical, or any direction but straight. This generally results in the walls, windows, floor, or toilet having piss sprayed all over it.

After a hot fuck session, Douglas got up and turned on the silly sprinkler in the bathroom. There's piss everywhere.

by DataCollector May 31, 2016

Lawn Sprinkler

Vomiting out the window of a moving vehicle onto someone's yard.

"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"

by DavieYo February 26, 2015

Donut Sprinkler

1. One who sprinkles the donuts down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

2. One who has no aspirations to become anything more than a local donut sprinkler down at the local Jack in the Box and/or Burger King.

Me: "You're brother graduated last year right?"
You: "No, he dropped out and smokes weed all day."
Me: "Wow, what a Donut Sprinkler!"

by aDonutsprinkler November 30, 2011

Dirty Sprinkler

When a women gives a man a blow job, when he finishes she keeps the cum in her mouth. Then sprays it all over the room while spinning in a circle.

That chick I took home last night didn't like it when I gave her a dirty sanchez so when I finished in her mouth she did the Dirty Sprinkler in the middle of my room.

by Pibbster September 19, 2011

Alabama Sprinkler

A sex act that involves pushing a man's penis into the intake hole of a siphon and pumping the siphon, thus sucking him off. When he cums, the other partners kids run through the cum like a garden sprinkler

I had a hot date with my cousin last weekend. We went back to her place and she gave me the old Alabama Sprinkler.

by MeatPopsicle69 May 31, 2021