This happens when you try the lonely fountain and miss your mouth, accidentally cumming in your eye. So you run to the sink to wash it out, while still cumming with your dick swinging from side to side like a sprinkler, all the while moaning with pain.
Now I know why girls get so pissed when you cum in their eye. It hurts like hell. I was giving myself a lonely fountain, came in my eye instead, then sprained my toe running to the bathroom to wash it out, pulling a moaning sprinkler all the way there.
by Evil-Stevil December 01, 2010
when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.
by gnarkiller February 12, 2007
The point in time at which ejaculate becomes encrusted over part or all of the opening of the penis after orgasm. This results in urine going sideways, vertical, or any direction but straight. This generally results in the walls, windows, floor, or toilet having piss sprayed all over it.
After a hot fuck session, Douglas got up and turned on the silly sprinkler in the bathroom. There's piss everywhere.
by DataCollector April 23, 2016
Adjective created and popularized by Nyomi Lorraine meaning someone who spreads negativity regularly and rapidly like a lawn sprinkler.
by osnapitzny September 26, 2023
A sex act that involves pushing a man's penis into the intake hole of a siphon and pumping the siphon, thus sucking him off. When he cums, the other partners kids run through the cum like a garden sprinkler
I had a hot date with my cousin last weekend. We went back to her place and she gave me the old Alabama Sprinkler.
by MeatPopsicle69 May 31, 2021
When a women gives a man a blow job, when he finishes she keeps the cum in her mouth. Then sprays it all over the room while spinning in a circle.
That chick I took home last night didn't like it when I gave her a dirty sanchez so when I finished in her mouth she did the Dirty Sprinkler in the middle of my room.
by Pibbster September 19, 2011
"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"
by DavieYo February 26, 2015