sailing the ship

driving whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I am sailing the ship home!

by cap'n joe November 10, 2008

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

Crunchy the Chinese Sailor

What happens when you give Indigo Cinnamon Life. :P
CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR FTW!!

Why so crunchy, Batman?!

CRUNCHY THE CHINESE SAILOR PWNS :3

by Stevelicis August 17, 2010

sail the moon

to shoot heroin;

the origin of the phrase is contested; it is presumably derived from (1) the scaring left on the arm after heroin injection (also called "moon craters"); (2) a corruption of the expression "sling moon rock;" (3) the name of a show featuring an all-female-superhero cast sailor moon (i.e. "heroines").

i got some rocks, let's sail the moon.

by edger appleblot May 2, 2006

the golden sailboat

The act of peeing on a piece of toilet paper from the dry part of the bowl down to the toilet into the water and across the bowl setting it in its maiden and final voyage

Thar blows the Golden Sailboat, the SS Charmin, traversing across the yellow sea

by Sklpkl May 30, 2025

Sail the porch

To spend long periods of time on one's front porch. Usually involves music, conversation and some form of inebriates. May also involve food, especially food produced from a grill.

I'm just planning to sail the porch tonight, you can come hang, too.

by tehamahreha February 28, 2009

Sailing the cart

Used when referring to a golf cart that has been taken off of (specifically) private property and driven down public roads illegally.

1. I saw Buddy sailing the fucking cart down the street like a champion who gave zero fucks.

2. Bill asked “how will we be getting there?” And Michael answered “fucking sailing the cart boiii !!!”

by harry pot June 5, 2018