When you have a technical problem you can't fix, but when you try to demonstrate it to an expert, it magically goes away, leaving you looking dumb.
"My PC was bluescreening all day, whenever I moved my mouse, but when I tried to show the IT guy what was happening, it worked fine and it hasn't happened again. Total Guru Effect."
by Garignak December 12, 2014
A specious trading expert.
Someone who presents themselves as a trustworthy authority on some market but is not a professional, not practicing what they say, deceives those who trust them into purchasing products or services, and will psychologically manipulate the same people to maintain or spread their deceptions.
Trading gurus can be characterized typically by their under education, self-help approach to psychology, spurious or complete lack of any market research, no proof of trading history, lack of success with their methods, pop-financial content, and promoting affiliates with no due diligence.
Someone who presents themselves as a trustworthy authority on some market but is not a professional, not practicing what they say, deceives those who trust them into purchasing products or services, and will psychologically manipulate the same people to maintain or spread their deceptions.
Trading gurus can be characterized typically by their under education, self-help approach to psychology, spurious or complete lack of any market research, no proof of trading history, lack of success with their methods, pop-financial content, and promoting affiliates with no due diligence.
I just bought my trading guru's course for several hundred dollars a month, and I feel like I'm not getting any better at trading my own money. In fact I'm currently losing money, and now I'm feeling pressured to trade more because my trading guru says I'm not trading their methods correctly. When I listen to my trading guru and the more I trade exactly as they teach, I am losing even more money. I think I got scammed by this trading guru.
by speciousrisks August 20, 2023
by Starsprinkle June 01, 2017
A beauty guru is a DIY, makeup, and youtube enthusiast. Common characteristics include: a vally girl accent, lip injections, and a shitty nose job. More often then not beauty gurus have promotion codes for brands and items no one wants to buy on youtube.
by yokesonyokes January 25, 2017
The master of Jew-Jitsu, Ninjews, Jew Fu, King Jew, inventor of the Ninja Star-of-David, and master of all Hebrew Martial arts. He is the Guru of all that is Jewish
by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005
Obviously this refers to people who have some spiritual love knowledge going on.
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Recently, the Guru Pitka became popular since his first film "the love guru". He had successfully fixed Kanye West's relationship and made a contribute to screw Justin Timberlake.
At the end of this movie he had an India dance with Jessica Alba, my favourite chick, which made me still jealous. Lol
Boy: Hey, are you the love guru?
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!
Guru Pitka: That, is not imporrtant. Now follow me boy,
Gee, yoU aRe yoU™!
by Michaelsuperman July 12, 2008
by Matty56756 November 21, 2008