KARLKOZZI COMET

Definition

When a person or persons want to share faecal matter/turds/shit/poo with each other, stretching ones arsehole wide enough to be able to fire a shitpedo from one arse to another with minimal effort

Hi there brad would you like to come over for a party with me and my friends. There will be an abundance of fun for all after the finger buffet and cocktails.

Brad, yes sure this sounds fun will I be getting the KARLKOZZI COMET fired into my stretched arsehole at high speed ohh I hope I don’t choke.

And I hope my leather cheerio will stretch wide enough for the brown phallus be be re-homed.

Wow what a party.

by MR-SIKERFRITZ December 24, 2022

Larry’s Comet

Larry’s Comet, actually vommit . Vommit resembling a comet with large Mass followed by a large tail of bilious liquid. Slang used wherever you have drunks and wino’s . Also Known as Vommit Comet

Seafood and booze didn’t mix well, so I had to have a Larry’s Comet .

by #DirtyLarry February 13, 2023

dragging the comet

When one farts in one area of a room and walks across the room dragging the odor with them.

"Man he busted serious ass by the kitchen then came "dragging the comet" into the living room."

by The Sikness December 27, 2012

Vomit Comet

A specific vomitular design made on the side of one's car after a passenger decides he's just not gonna tell you he is sick at a speed of no less than 65mph.

A Vomit Comet comes around once every 20 lightbeers.

by JJNickels29 June 7, 2013

Halley's Comet

A variation of streaking where a glow-stick is affixed to the genitals and a tail of approximately 4 feet of toilet paper is wedged between the butt cheeks. Best done in low light conditions.

*shreiking*
What was that?

Steve did the Halley's Comet.

Yeah, but why?

by Theprofessorguy October 29, 2018

Comet Gurgling

When a dude cums into a condom and throws the condom into a girl's mouth from long range.

" I tried for a money-shot but she suggested Comet Gurgling instead."

by the boi that doesn't care February 16, 2017

Halley's Comet

Halley’s Comet (n): a euphemism for the violent projectile formed when a man cumshots a kidney stone. Not to be confused with commonplace occurrences like the ‘cum cork’ or ‘poop noodle’, the Halley’s Comet is a once in a lifetime experience characterized by:

(1) the catastrophic release of pressure necessary to cause a kidney stone to exit the urethra with a minimum muzzle velocity of 500 ft/s (152.4 m/s in CommieSpeak). The terminal ballistics of any given comet is determined by both the mass of the stone and the anger placed into the cumshot.

(2) the signature formation of a white trail of liquid aerosol cum behind the comet which lingers in the air for several minutes, causing it to be dubbed ‘procreative napalm’ by Single Mom’s Magazine.

There are no reported fatalities from direct Halley’s Comet impact (in the 1st world) however they do account for over 1 domestic ER visit a day in the US alone. Halley’s Comets are the leading cause of PTSD in men over 40.

Psychologist: “Tell me about your most recent Halley's Comet ”
Patient: “Just like the other ones, my dick looks like a waffle cone... My neighbors flipped out on me because they thought I intentionally shot their dog with a bb gun, then when I explained that I accidentally killed their dog with my exploded bee-hive looking dick, they just freaked out like I said something ridiculous.”

by Dice E Fleisch March 30, 2015