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Coconut

Someone that's dumb as fuck, even lacking common sense and has no idea.
That coconut was playing loud music at 3am while everyone was asleep.
by Ligris13 February 27, 2017
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Coconuts

1. Fruit produced from a tropical palm tree.

2. A slang word referring to breasts.

3. A puzzlingly atrocious song by Kim Petras. Although Petras performed the song live on MTV EMA 2021, it is unavailable on streaming platforms, supposedly set to release sometime in 2022. The song is a blatant and tasteless ode to artist’s breasts—her “Coconuts.” Despite the song’s comically poor lyrics, sound, and concept, Petras successfully garnered attention for it via TikTok. Partially available as a sound on the app, virtually every single creator who uses it in a video will be graced by a comment from Petras herself. The verdict is still out on whether this is a genuine effort on the artist’s part, or some type of sociological study weighing the public’s preference for good music against a desire for clout.
My coconuts, you can put 'em in your mouth. (Petras, Kim. “Coconuts.”)
by Invidiosa November 28, 2021
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coconut

"Dark on the outside, white on the inside"


Slur used by minorities to describe other minorities who actually want to further themselves along the career ladder. Sometimes used by racist whites who likes to assume anyone not white belongs in the gutter.
"look at that coconut gettin' an education"


"black man in the army is usually a coconut"
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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coconut

A boisterous, bombastic, flashy black person. Basically anytime a black person acts black, especially in the field of competition. Originally used in the saying "coconut mentality."
"Man, T.O. is such a coconut."

"That's just his coconut mentality kicking in" (when a black athlete gets penalized for excessive celebration)
by CoconutMentality January 13, 2011
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coconut

An inhabitant from Samoa, Western Samoa, Maori - you know COCO island people .
He was built like a coconut munger
by Comatose March 25, 2004
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coconut

"God, that girl may be a brunette, but she acts SO blonde"

"She's such a coconut!"
by Krissy March 25, 2004
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coconut

A word:
starting with a C,
with a U
and an N in the middle,
ending in a T.

This word describes something that's hairy on the outside and tasty and wet on the inside.

Also a word used to replace the derogatory term stated above to be used in a non-insulting way...however it's difficult to think of a time when you want to call someone a cunt, but don't want to be offensive.
Man/Lesbo: mmmm I love the taste of coconut.

Anyone: For gods sake, stop being such a coconut!
by CoconutEater April 20, 2009
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