Carlson

Carl is that bitch that's addicted to nicotine and never really does work in school think shes cool and just generally hits on all the girls and is to high into his ego

person: Oh look,its carl,
Carlson: someone wanna hit my vape?

by Shrimpcunt March 4, 2020

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

CARLSON

6’1 darkskin dread head

Yo u see that nigga CARLSON he is so tall and has dreads and his @ on ig is @tfn.carlsonn

by Fortnite lover69 January 30, 2022

182 carlson place

oh my god its everywhere

Person 1: yo bro you seen that new femboy function>
Person 2: yeah 182 carlson place
Person 1: factssssssssssssss

by wheezeeeeeeeeamogus July 23, 2024

Keanna Carlson

HUGE SLUT. So basically if you want some action, call her up.

Boy 1: I feel like getting laid tonight.

Boy 2: Call up Keanna Carlson, she'll do anything.

Keanna: Mmmmmbaby. ;)

by Yahtrickkk. November 21, 2010

Carlsoned

To close with excessive force.

He carlsoned the shit out of that door!

by Meatlegend July 25, 2022

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015