poor unfortunate dome

brain/head/neck that you want and don't want at the same time. also a famous song.

hey uber driver, have you ever heard of poor unfortunate dome?

by dome man November 28, 2023

An Unfortunate Homeless Man

To receive the act of entering a Milwaukee Sarcophagus.

Person 1: Is that guy putting that other guy in a Milwaukee Sarcophagus?
Person 2: Dang, that sucks. I think he's homeless too.
Person 1: Well isn't that an Unfortunate Homeless Man

by Khanituss February 25, 2021

The Unfortunate Event

When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.

Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"

Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."

Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."

by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 2, 2021

Unfortunate

When you’re hungover to high hell and your mom alerts you that you’re picking her up two hours away

That is beyond unfortunate man

by Swiller21 May 7, 2023

unfortunated

this word was specifically crafted to piss off the masses (bb17) who believes that words are only for lexicographers to create and compile a stupid stupid book of made up fucking words.

bb17: unfortunated is not a word!

me: yes the fuck it is because i made it up

by Bb17hater February 7, 2025