Teffting

Any form of accidental bowel movement, while in the process of performing any job, task, or activity.

In the produce Isle, I reached up for the bananas and just started teffting down my leg.

by Motocrossjones06 October 19, 2016

tummy texting

When people--usually high school and college students--attempt to hide the fact that they are texting by holding their cell phones on their laps beneath the desk.

Careful dude. Prof. Bilbs is wandering the room looking for tummy texting.

I am totally tummy texting in most of my classes this semester. It's solid.

by Bilbs1 April 23, 2014

asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.

used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.

by m.s. November 24, 2014

bipolar texting

When somebody texts you and you text right way then they take 30+ min to reply

She's good bipolar texting.

by Swagagentp April 25, 2015

mint testing

The mint test is a common method that is used to determine the probability of a relationship between 2 members of the opposite gender progressing past the talking phase. The mint test typically involves 2-4 roles, the mint supplier, the mint admin, the mintee, and the wing-man/woman. The mint test MUST be done alone or in a private location such as a park and be thought out carefully. a common mint testing session can go one of 2 ways. A type-a mint test is one in which the mint administer does not pack a mint on them, and a mint supplier must be involved. A type-b mint test is one in which the mint administer is a "chad", and packs a mint on them at all times. Mint testing can be classified into another category containing a wing man. For example, a type-bw mint test is simply a type-b test that involves a wingman.

a type-aw mint test example:

hey man that girl is pretty cute, you should pull another mint test.
mint admin: hell yea, mint test! but... I don't think I brought any Altoids or tic-tacs.
mint supplier: it's all good, I have some spearmint gum in my laptop bag. I have to leave though.
wingman: hey man she's sitting on that bench, go mint test her, I'll be with you.
(they walk to the bench)
mintee: hey guys, what's up?
wingman: not much, I have to go. I'll leave you two to it.
mint admin: *sits down* here, want a mint?
mintee: sure!
mint admin: hey how about we go to my place?
mintee: ok!

(created by cmanbrine)

Hey man, I'm gonna go to the park later, want to go mint testing?

Sure! Can't wait to go mint testing!

by CmanBrine February 14, 2021

Gay/B testing

The process for determining the sexual orientation of a person by sending attractive people of multiple genders to flirt with them and measuring which get higher dick-through rates.

We didn't know which team Ross played for, so we got Melissa and Dennis to do some Gay/B testing.

by Discressionlisp McNamaste June 29, 2011

Dry Texting

Long time to reply or answer back my text to my girlfriend.

Annamarie my girlfriend started DRY TEXTING me since last week. One reply to my text took her three days to get back at me and it only said "Hi." Fucking Bitch started cheating on me!

by wylion2015 January 22, 2017