teleportage

1. Canadian English word for Teleportation.

2. The movement of things (eg: Canoes, Maple Syrup) from one point to another through a space other than meatspace.

Sir Alexander Mackenzie was tired of always walking through the forest with his canoe on his back so he invented teleportage to more efficiently transport himself and his men to the West Coast of Canada.

by Discotechnica May 6, 2015

Teleportation-through-time-ists

Are cult that believes in random time travel. Basically that everything happens at any given time, which is confusing, so I'll explain. For example, say you're walking down the street. According to this cult, future you is walking further down the street at the same time, and that anything in the past is constantly on loop. They also believe that people from both the past and future are being teleported to the present all the time, and it is their responsibility to find them. Their leader is the immortal embodiment of a toaster, and their symbols include spaghetti noodles, paper towels, and cheese graters.

The teleportation-through-time-ists are rapidly approaching me, hence with the intentions to capture me.

by Squid? February 3, 2020

teleportixia

A magical way to teleport in lucid dreams

Teleportixia!!!

by BackYardBabySugarPlum06 December 8, 2022

Teleported Bread

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023

teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024

Teleporting High

The level of highness (after smoking) that creates a teleporting sensation. When you are so beyond high you are laying in bed and thinking about the ice cream you have in the fridge….you blink….then boom, you are now sitting oth bathroom with a bowl of ice cream and don’t remember all the steps in between.

Example uno:
Friend 1: “want to come over and smoke?”

Friend 2: “I’m down, but I wanna get teleporting high.”

Example dose✌🏻:

Random guy named Kevin: “Dude, last night I got soo high, like teleporting high”

by The CHICK that TATTOOS April 17, 2024

teleporty

travling long distances through time over a period of time in a porta potty

“bro the teleporty”

by nsnsnsjs May 6, 2024