The most vague psychic since Ms. Cleo. Can be found on many episodes of Montel answering questions like "Is my dead dog mad at me for not saving him from the housefire" with a response such as "No. He or she could or could not be mad at you. That's because he or she is in fact either not living or no longer in your life"
Did you see that Sylvia Brown on Montel? She guessed that the dead relative was a man! Then again, she had a 50/50 chance of getting that right. But still, it's amazing!!
by WhiteMike March 24, 2006
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sylvia browne...I can predict the future
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know dont,I sound Great?????????????????????????????
Host.....Really?
sylvia browne.....Yes I am going to predict that I am going to light up a smoke.
Host....Heres a light to prolong your stinkin life!!
sylvia browne......I know dont,I sound Great?????????????????????????????
by In Yo Face January 14, 2008
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by es09 November 19, 2017
Get the Sylvie mug.A subgenre of bidoof's law coined by twitter user AProfessionalN2 after a reply to a tweet saying "We really need a law for "transphobe posting = pedo" under a tweet of a transphobic Vtuber with a 'loli' avatar.
Hitlercunnyrapist: "all trans people are groomers and degenerates"
*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*
"Sylveon's law strikes again!"
*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*
"Sylveon's law strikes again!"
by Cherubdecay March 12, 2023
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by ALLYISMOM September 18, 2018
Get the Bailey Sylvia mug.A total ring tail bitch. Green with envy, talks shit behinds everyone’s back. Nobody likes her, husband cheats and kids hate her.
I used to work at the south office but I couldn’t take the bully anymore.
Oh sylvie, everyone knows that bitch. Glad you started working at the home office.
Oh sylvie, everyone knows that bitch. Glad you started working at the home office.
by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023
Get the oh sylvie mug.A very deep, caring person. She has a natural talent for many things, mostly subjects involving the use of her analytical mind. Mathematics. Science. However, she is also a creative soul, who enjoys growing her repertoire of skills through music, and can play many an instrument. Though she will never be Susan Boyle, her singing voice is soothing and even.
Unfortunately, not many are given a chance to see this creative side of her, as she is very shy and nervous in front of crowds.
A Sylvian also tries hard to forge deep and meaningful relationships, ones that last long and remain strong.
Also, much to everyone else's chagrin, a Sylvian has a large appetite, and eats alot, but her perfect figure remains.
Unfortunately, not many are given a chance to see this creative side of her, as she is very shy and nervous in front of crowds.
A Sylvian also tries hard to forge deep and meaningful relationships, ones that last long and remain strong.
Also, much to everyone else's chagrin, a Sylvian has a large appetite, and eats alot, but her perfect figure remains.
Think of the shyest, happiest, smartest, and most talented people you know. Combine them and shove them in a hour glass figure that has no right staying so shapely with all the food it recieves.
Damn you and all your talent, Sylvian, and damn you for being able to have ice cream as well.
Damn you and all your talent, Sylvian, and damn you for being able to have ice cream as well.
by Totallynotasarcastictone February 20, 2013
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