Swifty (verb) (swiff-tea)
The act of engaging in a swift slurp of the peen. Accepted as a form of payment.
The act of engaging in a swift slurp of the peen. Accepted as a form of payment.
by Slurpppppp April 11, 2014
An account that obsessed over Taylor Nation and desperately tries to get noticed. They say they love all her music and don’t have favorites. Their tweets are all basic and they are super fake. They have Never Met Taylor in their bio, abs their display name is preceded by Love,
by Kellydswift July 02, 2020
by cracking porkle July 23, 2017
Creating an event in World of Warcraft so large that you will inadvertently crash your server and become banned from the game.
by Hansonificator July 19, 2011
1. getting a blow job because the girl won't go any farther, kinda like Taylor Swift does
2. Popular way to say getting dome on Long Island
2. Popular way to say getting dome on Long Island
Mike: I'm gonna go get myself a T Swifty
Joe: Yo you hook up with Candice last night homie?
Andrew: Na man shes one of the tight bitches, just got a T Swifty
Joe: Yo you hook up with Candice last night homie?
Andrew: Na man shes one of the tight bitches, just got a T Swifty
by sharky clarky February 02, 2011
Swifties con Taste che vivono in Italia e attendono con ansia l'arrivo (cosa che non succede ma se succede) di Holy Taylor Swift e di Taylor "hippity hoppity Hoop siamo dei tasteless incompetenti nel nostro lavoro ia ia oh" Nation.
Taylor "viva gli Swiffer yuppy" Nation esistono anche gli swifties italiani lo sapete questo brutti incompetenti?
by Cluddy October 08, 2020
Tom Swifty
A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.
A Tom Swifty (or Tom Swiftie) is a phrase in which a quoted sentence is linked by a pun to the manner in which it is attributed. See the wikipedia article for a history of the word.
Examples of a "Tom Swifty";
"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.
"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.
"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.
"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.
"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.
"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.
etc.
"Do pens conduct electricity?" Tom inquired.
"I used to be a pilot," Tom explained.
"I swear to you, I'm not drowning!" Tom shouted in denial.
"I manufacture tables," Tom stated counter-productively.
"I think I have multiple personality disorder," said Tom, being Frank.
"I did not see that coming," said Anne frankly.
etc.
by Tout fille Canadian July 08, 2011