snout and candy

Simply put; SNOUT AND CANDY ©
I LITERALLY can't define it easier than that, like
animal snouts or just regular snout I suppose
combined with just candy (might be a sexual
slang to it but who tf knows/cares ??)

Snout and candy is EXACTLY what it sounds like

Snout and candy is just,, snout AND candy
Who the fuck doesn't know what snout and
candy means??
Y'all literally overthink too much,
Example:
I went to the park and found snout and candy
snout and candy is usually pleasurable and
usually harmless unless one's tryna trigger J

by SlightlyunderratedEmail August 22, 2022

Snout sniffer

A person or being who sniffs the snout, (ie; nosy, or just enjoys doing shady stuff with furry creatures or snouts)

It’s common knowledge that anyone who denies being a snout sniffer most likely IS ONE in secret

If you claim you’re not a snout sniffer, odds are YOU ARE ONE

“She was arrested for being a snout sniffer”

Guy 1: I like you, we should hang

Girl 1: nah you’re a dirty snout sniffer

Guy 1: what??

Girl 1: boy bye

A snout sniffer is more common than you think, they’re among us and could be anyone.

PSA: don’t be a dirty sniffer, no one partakes in legitimate ventures with a snout sniffer

Whatever

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

South Sudan

If you look up Clusterfuck in the dictionary, well you wouldn't find anything because clusterfuck isn't a real word. But if it was, there would probably be a picture of South Sudan next to it." Sam O'Nella

South Sudan is a clusterfuck.

by Clusterfuck1 October 8, 2019

lime scout

A person who plays the online shooter "Team Fortress 2" as the Scout class, and SOLELY the Scout class while wearing large amounts of Lime Green Paint on their cosmetics. These fellows will usually name their Scatterguns relating to one of the following: "REKT!", "MEATSHOT 8)))" and "anal destroyer"

These buggers will have no fun in games and will kill anything in their path, and will taunt and spam Lennies after every kill.

Wow, that lime scout really ruined the fun I was having on that server as a friendly hoovy!

by toadsstool September 8, 2015

Snout and candy

What junior The Forbidden One smelled

"I smell snout and candy yeaaa"

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it's
most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is
to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

Snout and candy is just snout and candy

Snout AND candy

by Stststdk8 August 25, 2022

snout and candy

What junior The Forbidden One smelled

“I smell snout and candy yeaaa”

Junior loves snout and candy

If anything triggers or intensely arouses J it’s most definitely snout and candy

Snout and candy for junior is what kryptonite is to superman lol

A dangerous yet irresistible combo is snout and candy

by Stststdk8 July 31, 2022

Twist and Shout

A combination of utter beauty and the burning pain of a thousand suns, wrapped into a single fanfiction. Readers have, on many occasions, wished death upon themselves for reading it, death upon others for writing it, and commonly use the phrase "Twist and rip my fucking heart out." Additionally, due to the previously mentioned pain of the narrative, readers, after finishing this emotional hell, have severe emotional reactions to seemingly harmless phrases. For example, "I can dig Elvis," "See you then," and even the three little words, "I love you," bring on a wave of uncontrollable pain. Those who have read it share common masochism, inability to listen to the music of Elvis Presley, and fear of beaches.

Person 1: "Wow, I'm kind of concerned. I thought it would be fun to take a family trip to the beach, but she just had this breakdown once she saw the water."""

Person 2: "I know. I talked to her a little bit ago, but I could hardly understand her. Something about Twist and Shout?"

by ICanDigElvis July 30, 2014