by Markkk December 05, 2006
A stoner is a person who enjoys smoking the herb very much. It can be used by an insult, but when it is used with a negative connotation it's usually said by extremely uptight and right-wing who are again marijuana use. Stoners are usually very friendly, peaceful, and happy people. They preach peace and love. Some people who smoke a lot of marijuana are unmotivated and do poorly in school or don't get good jobs. But that is certainly not true for all users. I smoke quite often and I am fit, healthy, intelligent and maintain a 3.7 GPA. Many who talk down about people who choose to smoke the herb smoke cigarettes or drink alcohol, both of which kill thousands of people each year, while marijuana has killed no one at all.
by sarahdg June 14, 2009
One who smokes marijuana and holds a generally carefree attitude toward life. Fun to hang out with or fuck occasionally, but do not expext them to get serious in a relationship.
by kate November 22, 2004
A stoner is almost always a self given title, by people who smoke a lot of marijuana. These people tend to be non violent, yet extremely lazy. They do not contribute to society and spend most of their (or their parents) money on pot. Stoners are well known to be non constructive, apart from the odd one playing a musical instrument. Marijuana does not directly give them cancer or any extreme illness, but it does kill off creative braincells, despite what users may think. Some stoners have extreme short term memory and have selfish personality traits. A lot of stoners would pick pot over a lot more important things.
This is not a dig at stoners, this is what I have found out from my own personal research, at least 6 of my friends consider themselves as stoners, and this has been the basis for my definition.
by 0wn4g3_206 November 25, 2004
by Soriah December 14, 2003
a marijuana smoker. generally refering to a demographic comprised mainly of undersupervised and marginally privileged youth. age is not limiting, however, most stoners beyond early twenties should be more accurately termed "burn outs." for stoners, marijuana smoking provides the most profound and foundational element of their personality, structure of belief, vocabulary, mannerisms, topics of interest, and secondary occupations. a secondary occupation is what the stoner may or may not do when he is not smoking marijuana, or alternately engaged in activities which are particularly enhanced by the effects of smoking marijuana, ex: viewing pink floyd's "the wall," sleeping, listening to pink floyd's album " the dark side of the moon" while watching "the wizard of ozz," succumbing to the munchies, or masturbating, physically, or mentally.
the acceptance into a stoner clique can help individuals without developed secondary interests bridge the gap of difference between themselves and other lonely masturbaters, alternatively providing an environment rich in opportunity to ponder the answers to man's deepest questions, or to log some time making paradoxes of the most mundane subjects.
the stoner may be recognized by his self proclamation through stickers, pins, buttons, drawings and patches picturing the cannabis plant on his clothes, vehicle, or other belongings. however, the stoner may appear as any classification, genre, or clique concerning the categorization of people. he may appear nondescript to the smallest element, or he may sport the fashions of the skaters, punks, hipsters, freaks, or other labels. one may also note a curious smell which accumulates over time in their clothing, vehicles, skin, and hair. not the smell of marijuana, or smoke, but a mild sour smell. the stoner may also be singled out by the smell of marijuana, the frequent use of eye drops, and lazy, half shut eylids resembling the thick fleshy eylids of the french. most commonly they are denoted by the darting paranoid eyes, or the semen stain on their pants.
the acceptance into a stoner clique can help individuals without developed secondary interests bridge the gap of difference between themselves and other lonely masturbaters, alternatively providing an environment rich in opportunity to ponder the answers to man's deepest questions, or to log some time making paradoxes of the most mundane subjects.
the stoner may be recognized by his self proclamation through stickers, pins, buttons, drawings and patches picturing the cannabis plant on his clothes, vehicle, or other belongings. however, the stoner may appear as any classification, genre, or clique concerning the categorization of people. he may appear nondescript to the smallest element, or he may sport the fashions of the skaters, punks, hipsters, freaks, or other labels. one may also note a curious smell which accumulates over time in their clothing, vehicles, skin, and hair. not the smell of marijuana, or smoke, but a mild sour smell. the stoner may also be singled out by the smell of marijuana, the frequent use of eye drops, and lazy, half shut eylids resembling the thick fleshy eylids of the french. most commonly they are denoted by the darting paranoid eyes, or the semen stain on their pants.
"stoners are relaxed and thoughtful individuals."
"hey, lets go over to that stoner's house."
dialogue:
1: that stoner kid always writes in his diary
2: yeah, i noticed he writes in it every time he asks the teacher to be excused to go to the restroom.
1: someone told me it is his masturbation diary. he writes how many minutes it takes to ejaculate, the relative amount of semen, the technical method used, the mental image produced, the relative duration of the orgasm, and where he wiped his hand in the bathroom stall.
2: you're sick.
1: not compared to stoner masturbaters
2: ha ha ha, i guess you're right.
1: wanna get drunk tonight?
2: hell yeah.
"hey, lets go over to that stoner's house."
dialogue:
1: that stoner kid always writes in his diary
2: yeah, i noticed he writes in it every time he asks the teacher to be excused to go to the restroom.
1: someone told me it is his masturbation diary. he writes how many minutes it takes to ejaculate, the relative amount of semen, the technical method used, the mental image produced, the relative duration of the orgasm, and where he wiped his hand in the bathroom stall.
2: you're sick.
1: not compared to stoner masturbaters
2: ha ha ha, i guess you're right.
1: wanna get drunk tonight?
2: hell yeah.
by dr. roland james nesbaum III September 05, 2005
A person who smokes mary jane for relaxation. They don't brag about it, nor do it every day. They also do not let mary take over their life. Often, you can't tell whether a average person is a stoner or not.
by Bob_the_builder March 17, 2006