A man who is uncapable of acting civilized and uses gay sex as a ritual followed by dolphins mating.
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by geekintechnicolor August 31, 2011
Get the texting standoff mug.If you know a jhett Stanford he is probably a fat chonk who eats chonk chode and has five nine year Olds in his basement. He most likely plays a PS4 because he isn't gay
by Gus gay March 17, 2020
Get the Jhett Stanford mug.A situation where two lesbians are attracted to each other, but each side is waiting for the other to make the first move.
Me and Brianna were in a lesbian standoff for 6 whole months before I finally worked up the courage to be the one to go first and ask her out!
by Too Gay for Gay August 29, 2022
Get the Lesbian Standoff mug.When two people sit in two bathroom stalls and neither will shit because they don't want the other person to hear them shitting.
I'm so glad we have one bathroom with two stalls for 100 people at this fucking place. I've needed to take a crap for 20 minutes but Doug and Troy are in there in a Mexican shit standoff.
by PotatoThunder December 26, 2021
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by Sam E. Potter April 22, 2008
Get the Standoffish mug.There's a 19th Century story in Mexico that illustrates the Mexican Standoff very well. Two horse carriages going in the opposite direction entered a narrow street and met halfway through. Neither could move forward, and each insisted that the other back his horse carriage up. Each sent servants for foor and water, and both stayed firm for several days, until the authorities made both of them back up.
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