Squash

Similar to a "blumpkin"- only the opposite. A male performs cunnilingus (oral sex) on a female while she defecates (shits).

"Baby I gotta shit, but I want you to give me a squash"
"Fuck yourself, I'm getting a new girlfriend."

by young j swizzy December 26, 2011

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white squash

1. a person who is white on the outside and is asian on the inside; whether they are truly genetically asian or just want to believe they're asian

2. The result baby squash of a white person and asian person having hot kinky sex, resulting in crazy genetics that looks like a squash.

3. the event in which the male empties the contents of a squash onto to the woman's body and then fucks her with his fuckstick. thus making white squash.

ex1. OH SHIT MAN KEVIN AND SHELBY ARE TOTALLY WHITE SQAUSHE'S
ex2. Oh shit we just made a white squash.
ex3.Woman: ahhh gimme some of that white squash!!!

by shelby and kevin May 14, 2007

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Tampon squash

The substance left on a tampon after it has been ejected out of a woman with a blue waffle

Gabby was extremely shocked when she noticed that her tampon squash was a strange yellow color.

by Gingerspice3696 September 3, 2011

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Squash

squash is NOT a sport.

Ranga: is Squash a sport?
normal person: HELL NO! Its a hobby. its like collecting stamps

by squashisnotsport August 29, 2010

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squash

1. To end a beef by apologizing/forgiving each other
2. To end a beef by fighting it out

"This is immature, we should just squash this."

by Kelera November 20, 2007

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National Squash Beef Day

National squash beef day is when you squash beef with all your friends and this day occurs in May 3rd

Happy national squash beef day

by duhitz_sasha June 1, 2018

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lose my squash

To completely unravel in a large explosion of anger, frustration, and exasperation (aka the triumvirate of despair.) Derived from of "out of my gourd."

Dude, if Trump says "locker room talk" one more time I'm going to lose my squash.

If one more person asks me something they could Google and find out I'm going to lose my squash.

by RedHeadMeag October 13, 2016

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