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Platform pooze

A position of privilege wherein ones faeces and urine is placed above the heads of those living nearby as per Train station elevated platform toilet blocks.
"Anybody can float a platform poos over there house, it's free!"
Platform pooze
by Abbott December 3, 2022
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Platform

Oh? Is this one not as big and, therefore, not as good? Figures...
Hym "Oh is this not a real platform? Oh well! I guess I'll hop on tik tok and see if I can dance so good they make me a Fire Emblem character. Oh wait! I already am that. Is that what you all want? Does the literally anime character that lives on urban dictionary not have enough reach for you? Because I see how Denzel Washington and Ricky Gervais are always quoting those super famous tik tokers all the time so I think what I should do is hop on a REAL platform because that way I'll be a legitimate guy."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2023
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Platforming

Using people to elevate your status. They'll run with you or toward you for a bit, then use you to lift themselves - like Super Mario uses turtles
Took her to dinner, got a few drinks, made out but once I got her in the club she disappeared with some rich dude.
She was just platforming, don't trip
by Romancell March 11, 2023
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Platform Pussy

A male internet personality uses their following or "platform" to slide into a female's DMs with ill intentions.

A male internet personality thinks their following or "platform" will mask obvious sexual intentions.
That streamer really thought he could use his internet fame for "Platform Pussy!"
by Noble Hamil March 22, 2023
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Solaform

To transform, engineer, or manufacture stellar systems capable of housing planets capable of hosting life.
The ancient precursor civilization's machine drones solaformed many star systems, eventually creating Earth.
by ArthurEKing June 14, 2023
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Platformism

Discrimination by gamers on other gamers who use a different platform to play
User 1. i hate mobile and console players they are cannon fodder for pc players and they fucking suck at the game

User 2. platformism

User 1. shut up brokie
by User4242 August 1, 2023
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Splatorious

Sarcastic and hyperbolic iteration of the word splendid
"I'm literally gonna kms"
"Oh my God isnt that just splatorious"
by That_splatorious_guy October 3, 2023
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