Speedo-intellectual

A person trying to sound a lot smarter than they actually are but also dress in a manner that leaves very little to the imagination.

That man at the beach was using fancy words but didn't quite know how to use them, but that's OK because he's packing it down there. He's a Speedo-Intellectual.

by jsizzle82 September 10, 2020

Speedo

An Asian with a small pp

Speedo is gay.

by ರ╭╮ರ July 19, 2019

Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!

Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.

by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024

speedo and cinna

a unknown relationship between the sfw and nsfw artist Speedoru or SpeedoSausage and a 16 year old girl on discord called Cinna

person 1: hey dude did you know speedoru is in a relationship with a girl on discord?
person 2: what?
person 1: and her name is cinna..?
person 2: dude i genuinely have no idea what are you talking about
person 1: wait you don't know speedo and cinna are dating?
person 2: lmao no

by atyzin April 24, 2021

Toledo Speedo

Not too different from a Cleveland Steamer, a sexual act where a consenting adult lies on their back while their partner squats over them and has diarrhea on the reclined individuals lower abdomen. Ideally it runs down either side of their waist and down the crotch, resembling a speedo.

A: Hey, lover, how about a Cleveland Steamer tonight?
B: Unfortunately,I had some expire Kielbasa. How about a Toledo Speedo?
A: Tits!

by Ringo Dingo May 14, 2021