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Soup Kitchen

Describes the state of having to engage in an urgent bowel movement where the fecal matter is soupy in consistency. Due to the velocity at which the material exits the anus, it usually leaves a sloppy mess around the bowl and underneath the toilet seat (backsplatter).
Damn man, after the wife’s chili last night I had to open up the soup kitchen first thing this morning. It was horrific.
by Assmaster74 January 10, 2022
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Arkansas Soup Kitchen

It's late, you and your first cousin are about to spice things up. So y'all decide to smoke a little meth after some taco bell. Your bubble guts spawns the mood to ass blast in your cousin Bobbie Jo's muff, creating the soup effect. Grab a plastic spork and Bon Appétit.
Boy am I hungry? I could go for some Arkansas Soup Kitchen. That's dinner and dessert.
by Dan and them December 24, 2024
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Russian Soup Kitchen

When attempting to perform a Dutch oven on your partner and you inadvertently shit the bed in the process.
Dude! Last night I tried to give Laura a Dutch oven but instead she got a Russian Soup Kitchen!
by SavageSockpuppet March 2, 2025
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royal soup kitchen

hobos that have orgy's in abandoned cars
god damn they had a royal soup kitchen in my OG Prius yesterday night
by boxcutter014 September 20, 2019
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