2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Balls, testicles, sac, scotum

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

by Guy June 18, 2006

bowling balls in a wet sock

disgustingly saggy boobs

Man, did you see those bowling balls in a wet sock? They were down to the floor.

by Stains Jr. May 21, 2009

Two Mice in a Warm Sock

Balls.

I sat down on the toilet seat at an odd angle and I hurt my two mice in a warm sock.

by Jaydub1001 March 23, 2011

hobo in a gym sock

Like a hobo that pops out of a train or a rest stop bathroom unexpectedly. Or the creepy coach in gym class that’s always lurking around the locker room waiting to find a forgotten gym sock.

Well I’ve never borrowed one of those things with pages and words unless it was from a library... but boy the late charges suck when they bill you a few years later. It must be a good book if it keeps disappearing like a hobo in a gym sock. I think I may get a copy for us both on amazon and avoid any late fees. ❤️

by Ellebellewa November 23, 2019

Two squirrels screwing in a wool sock

The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.

It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside

by Tidfl3s April 5, 2024

inside out pink sock

1. (n) a state when the inner part
of the anus is extracted out of the anal cavity during anal sex.

2. having your colon pulled out of your anus during anal sex.

That bithches ass is so loose that every time I slide my dick out
it looks like an inside out pink sock.

by Does not matter May 12, 2006

inverted red sock

a protruding anal cavity dangling from a man or woman's behind resulting from vicious anal sex

that girl would be hot if it weren't for her inverted red sock

by tiffany November 5, 2004