by Maxamilian October 26, 2009
Talking shit on the sly by posting in general statements that are really directed towards somebody specific.
Do yall see them on Facebook sneak dissing each other because they don't have the heart to say it to one another in person?
by Sammy2Times July 30, 2016
A fart that is surprisingly accompanied by a turd, forcing the farter to pull it back in to prevent a larger accident from ocurring.
by Ulmelqlo May 01, 2008
Sneak-a-poo is an unexpected poo. It's what happens when you go to the bathroom to pee, and then unexpectedly realize you have to poo too. It's like your poo is saying "peek-a-boo! I'm here!"
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
It usually only happens to girls, or to boys who sit down to pee.
It usually happens at an inconvenient time, like when you have a meeting in 5 minutes, or when you're at a friend's house for dinner and food has just been served, or when you're at your boyfriend's house in the middle of a movie and you ask him to pause it so you can quickly pee but then you're gone for 15 minutes. If you realize you have to poo in any of these situations or ones like it, you've been sneak-a-pooed.
As a noun:
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
Sorry I was gone for so long. I thought I just had to pee but it was really a sneak-a-poo.
As a verb:
Dude, sorry I made you wait for me outside the airport terminal bathroom after we deplaned and you were left standing there for 20 minutes and got so bored that you started riding the moving walkway for fun; I totally got sneak-a-pooed.
by AlexisB April 17, 2013
when your in school and you get a random boner and you know you can fap without the teachers finding out.
"Dude i was in social studies and i pulled a sneak fap, i have to go change im all wet."
"I was sneak fapping when my teacher called my name to turn in my work and my pants were all wet and everyone saw."
"I was sneak fapping when my teacher called my name to turn in my work and my pants were all wet and everyone saw."
by Watboy February 23, 2012
"Yo, you gonna roll to that freaks crib tonight?"
"Yeah, but my girlies adround, it's gotta be on the sneak tip"
"Yeah, but my girlies adround, it's gotta be on the sneak tip"
by Leviathin September 19, 2008
by The Destroyer0021 March 26, 2008