smooth fart

to not give a damn; to not care one way or the other; to not give a shit; to not care what someone does given a choice of two options; the opposite of a chinese firecracker fart

originally from "The Soloist" when Robert Downey Jr's character tells Jamie Foxx's character nonchalantly, "I don't give a smooth fart whether your stay or go."

Dude 1: "Which computer are you gonna buy? Laptop or desktop?."

Dude 2: "Man, I don't give a smooth fart which one I get as long as they both play World of Warcraft and I can update my Facebook page."

by Jimmy Jackass September 9, 2009

smooth your dog

A Bristolian phrase for petting your dog.

Bypasser: Ooh lavely dag, do yous mind if I smooth your dog?
Dog walker: Err, OK?

by MNZT November 26, 2016

smooth poser

it means what it means, ok?

be careful up there...it's notorious for...smooth posers

by lumpy princess June 29, 2010

Ukrainian Smoothie

A Molotov cocktail filled with Napalm.

Hey Russian Tank, a Ukrainian cocktail on the house for you... oh and go fuck yourself.

You can make a Ukrainian Smoothie by stuffing styrofoam into a bottle with gasoline and maybe some oil.

by Esab March 10, 2022

Smoothed-em

An expression used when defying how you took control of a situation.

After the fight was over at the party I was at,I decided to grab the microphone & "Smoothed-em" over with my hip-hop freestyle.

by Day2Day1nSociety January 6, 2011

smoothment

As anyone can guess, this is basically a hyphenated word for "Smooth Movement"

My game has smoothment now!

by Michael McGeagh August 14, 2006

Dog Smoother

One who's sole focus is to seek out and comfort, console and or befriend a Baby Mama with the single purpose of getting an easy lay.

The helpful dog smoother carried the baby mama's heavy diaper bags to her car.

by Dog Smoother April 24, 2009