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Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.
"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."
by Taco96 January 5, 2009
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Smoosh Push

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Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.
Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.
by Tarasaurusrex December 9, 2010
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Smoosh

That dude just yarded two chicks at the same time. Damn, he's smoosh.
by Jason L Booth May 2, 2007
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Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.
Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.
by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011
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Smoosh Corner

A corner in the rear parking lot at the bodyshop. Parking your car in this corner will give you the much needed privacy to relieve the stress of the work day. Grab your favorite co-worker and head there at lunch for that afternoon delight.
Dim your lights bro! Pricklycactus is in Smoosh Corner pouncin' on that temporary employee.
by SilkyMeatloaf September 4, 2019
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Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.
I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!
by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020
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Smoosh

An animal or person displaying qualities of being affectionate and wanting cuddly or cuteness-related attention.
The kitten has big smoosh energy: always striving to be in my lap, purring, and soliciting pets!
My girlfriend is a total smoosh when she’s sleepy, happily cuddling with me closely for hours at a time.
by KarithianColes March 5, 2022
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