Smoosh print

Like a man's "mushroom print" it is a vagina on the forehead.

"It was so sloppy, I left that guy a smoosh print."

by Taco96 January 5, 2009

Smoosh Push

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Adjective

1.The inability for a flaccid or semi/flaccid penis to enter the vaginal canal.

-The smooshing of male and female genitalia without actual penetration.

Smoosh push till the break of dawn. l We banged until all we could do was smoosh push.

by Tarasaurusrex December 9, 2010

Smoosh

When a person is extra smooth.

That dude just yarded two chicks at the same time. Damn, he's smoosh.

by Jason L Booth May 2, 2007

Smoosh the tush and whoosh

The process of acquiring some ass followed by leaving shortly after. May be applied anally, or metaphorically by the female gender.

Girl #1: Are you exclusively dating him?
Girl #2: Nah, I just smoosh the tush and whoosh.

by lexidaveraph April 4, 2011

Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.

I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!

by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020

Smoosh

An animal or person displaying qualities of being affectionate and wanting cuddly or cuteness-related attention.

The kitten has big smoosh energy: always striving to be in my lap, purring, and soliciting pets!
My girlfriend is a total smoosh when she’s sleepy, happily cuddling with me closely for hours at a time.

by KarithianColes March 5, 2022

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018