Sexy as shit

Someone so sexy you almost shit yourself.

Mary is sexy as shit!

by Blake17 November 5, 2007

dumb as shit

So incredibly idiotic that i have to compare it to an inanimate object, like feces.

"Why is six afraid of seven?"
"cuz seven eight nine."
that was dumb as shit.

by Jnance October 10, 2003

laggy as shit

While you're in a videochat and someone becomes really laggy, meaning falling behind in movement, or progress. They are so laggy that the other person can not interpret what the person they are videochatting with are saying, and may not even be able to see them. It's fucking annoying as shit. You may feel the urge to kick someone in the nuts.

Justin said, "Bro, you're laggy as shit I can't see you at all what the fuck. I'm leaving this videochat."

by Sir Idontgiveafuck April 7, 2011

dope as shit

When something is simply 'dope as shit'. - LMTV

Person A: Hey bro how was that show last night?
Person B: Dude! It was 'dope as shit'.

by LMTV October 4, 2017

im gay as shit

someone who is way to gay to live in a normal word.

"omg bro im gay as shit, let me go home"

by Tododeku? May 26, 2020

dumb as shit

To be as dumb as crap; dumb as poo. (Latin; derived from fatuus shituus)

Dude, your granda is as dumb as shit

by matt dogg October 12, 2003

long as shit

Insinuation referring to something longer than 8" Or lasting longer than 1 hour

That girls hair is long as shit.
That meeting was long as shit.

by Alangilly January 22, 2016