Seamon

The worst last name to have in your high school career.

Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "Put your Seamon inside her"
Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "give her your Seamon, put it on her face"
Girl walks away

by Seamonator June 17, 2015

Shamone

a greeting to a brother

Shamone Mother!

by Cheeko April 29, 2003

Shamone

It's really very simple. All it is, is a colorful way of saying 'sure man'. Almost as if a Jamaican were saying it. 'Sha'=Sure and 'mone'=man.

Anybody: Hey MJ, can my 10 yr. old son spend the night with you?

MJ: 'Shamone!'

by El Definitionor October 6, 2019

Sheadon

The love of my life, litrally one of the funniest/weirdest people. They are adorable in all ways. Probably gay

"Dude I met this super cute girl!"
"Whats her name?"
"I dont know but it might as well be sheadon"

by King sire ||| April 2, 2021

seamon demon

A dude who has a huge cock and releases so much sperm when a girl walks by that his pants get soaked.

"Yo, what's up seamon demon"
Zach says to Adam as Megan Fox walks by

by anonymous10293 February 13, 2014

seamonkeys

Little particles that remain in the toilet after flushing a nasty dump.

Joey must have dropped the kids off at the pool because when I went in the bathroom I had to flush the seamonkeys before I sat down.

by Sean Re December 20, 2004

shamonster

(or "shamons†er") A fan of both Michael Jackson and Lady GaGa. Therefore, shamone + little monsters = shamonster.

You're a shamonster.

by Not Your Babe July 23, 2010