When, on St. Patrick's day (or night), a guy living or staying in Cambridge blows his load on his girl, preferably her face, while simultaneously flinging a handful of bright green glitter at her so it sticks to the jizz.
Yeah, we fucked for a bit, but when she asked me to turn off the Dropkick Murphys playing in the background I had to give her a Cambridgeshamrock.
V. To shit in a cardboard box then proceed to mailing it to someone. This can be done for either revenge or for beneficial reasons. If you plan on doing more than one at a time drinking prune juice is advised.
Guy 1: Man, my math teacher gave me an F in her class.