Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024

Shaman

From the southern hemisphere. Known as the Latino version of a witch/wizard.

Dude, so I've met this part-time shaman at a book store and invited him a Rakia. A year later we went to an ayahuasca retreat. Bish I was totally uplifted and I swear to you, I've spoke in cat language.

by kurkuma June 13, 2020

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

Reverse Shamanism

You get dumber as you get older.

You're no shaman at all. You're in the state of Reverse shamanism.

by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023