Randy Shaman

Aboriginal Porn-star name or male stripper name.

Hi, I'm Randy. Randy shaman.

by Modern Women December 16, 2025

Shaman

From the southern hemisphere. Known as the Latino version of a witch/wizard.

Dude, so I've met this part-time shaman at a book store and invited him a Rakia. A year later we went to an ayahuasca retreat. Bish I was totally uplifted and I swear to you, I've spoke in cat language.

by kurkuma June 13, 2020

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

Reverse Shamanism

You get dumber as you get older.

You're no shaman at all. You're in the state of Reverse shamanism.

by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023