Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster March 31, 2011

midgard serpent

When a guy's dick is so big, he wraps it around her neck, and while choking her, cums in her eye.

The wife had a hard time getting to sleep tonight, so I whipped my dick out and gave her the old Midgard Serpent. Bet she didn't see that cumming!

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Rainbow Serpent

It's an aggressively homosexual aboriginal that attacks you (in the binung) while you are unconscious. The nightmares that follow is what they call the Dreamtime. You may encounter it during a coroboree.

Person 1 : are you OK?
Person 2 : I feel fucked after last night's party.
Person 1 : probably that Rainbow Serpent mate, now you understand the dreamtime.

by Chexsum September 18, 2023

Serpent's Whisper

When air trapped in the male urethra and bladder, escapes from the penis and creates a dull flatulent sound. Uusually occurs after a catheter has been inserted and removed.

John experienced the Serpent's whisper earlier while he was pissing.

by Milkshake69 March 31, 2018

Fumundah Serpent

A form of grotesque water snake generally located in swamps or damp dark areas like caves or a well

Johnny: did you see that snake!!
Steve Irwin: yes Johnny that's called a fumundah serpent they are really deadly!!!

by HoonDingalicious April 01, 2020

jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni

"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"

by kindofanicon June 02, 2018

see serpent

A woman who is inappropriately under dressed in over tight clothing.

When a woman walks into her child's school wearing a teddy and leggings is a see serpent.

by Aron Langley January 12, 2015