Subterranean Siberian Sperm Spitting Semen Serpent

A name for the giant white penis that lives in my pants.

That bitch liked to shit her pants when I pulled out my subterranean Siberian sperm spitting semen serpent.

by olaf the cockmaster April 22, 2011

jesus serpent

when a serpent is as hot as jug head and as daddy material as FP with the hot as hell persona of toni

"NO MOM Kanye West is a jesus serpent not bill cosby" or also

"damn i'd like to smash that jesus serpant of a man they call jimmy fallon"

by kindofanicon June 12, 2018

She Is A Homo-Serpent A Is She

She Is A Homo-Serpent A Is She

She Is A Homo-Serpent A Is She

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Serpent

I slithery like human who does grimy things like sell furniture that was given to them.

Hey Joe, that serpent Lance is sellin your shit again! Let’s beat him in golf and make it hiss.

by Silly me September 8, 2022

Hex the Serpent God

A sociopathic wannabe YouTuber with a cult following he likes to call the "Snake Coven"
He is a liar, a manipulator and charismatic. Don't trust him. Don't like him. Please

"Hex the Serpent God is a cunt"

by Doctor Charles August 25, 2018

Serpent's Whisper

When air trapped in the male urethra and bladder, escapes from the penis and creates a dull flatulent sound. Uusually occurs after a catheter has been inserted and removed.

John experienced the Serpent's whisper earlier while he was pissing.

by Milkshake69 May 18, 2018

The Serpent's Coin

The idea that on a "serpent's coin" (a coin where the head and tail are jointed -- becoming a figurative side-less coin) the odds are always erratic and unpredictable to serve as an easily understandable algorithm for our perception of infinite possibilities.

"To which what psychologically does hindsight bias and overconfidence blind us by the serpents’ coin -- to flip heads or tails for a 50/50 chance when in the unpredictable algorithm of existence the tail and head are only one i:e, the serpents’ coin."

- Alden Bernstein

Ah, must be The Serpent's Coin who decided it to rain today and for me to lose my job on the same day!

by anonymous September 10, 2020