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San Antonio Special

A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.

Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
by SATXBro April 9, 2024
mugGet the San Antonio Specialmug.

San Antonio Spurge

A spurge who is from San Antonio or is a Spurs fan.
"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."
by Moore Head June 12, 2018
mugGet the San Antonio Spurgemug.

San Antonio

Poor dunk city in Texas with poor dunk people living in it. City You Move To if You’re Trying To Downgrade 🤷 ♀️
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.

Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading???
Person A: I’m moving to San Antonio.

Person B: Why? Don’t you know you’re downgrading into Mexico Part 1 and 2?
by Skatergirl201 December 2, 2021
mugGet the San Antoniomug.

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