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Pedro's Army

Pedro's Army is a group of people who met on Tumblr after reading a Starship fanfiction named Learning to Dance. Members of Pedro's Army are often seen hanging out on their TinyChat and talking about LTD.
'hey, did you read Karri's new chapter?'

'OHMYGOD, MY TEARS!'

'Are you coming to the Pedro's Army Tinychat?'

'I'LL BE THERE JUST AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED CRYING OVER THIS CHAPTER!'
by blargoblargoblargo December 27, 2011
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pedro's hoes

A group of ugly, thirsty, nappy headed, and desperate girls that are all over Pedro in hopes of getting some dick or a very unlikely relationship
Pedro's hoes are jealous of every girl he's ever dated.

Pedro's hoes try to ruin his relationships.

Pedro's hoes are annoying.

Pedro's hoes need to hop off.
by I could be anyone January 25, 2014
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Pedo's Excuse

Basically wanting to fuck a anime girl that looks like a toddler but you say it's fine because shes "1000 YeArS oLd"
"Bro why do you want to fuck a literal newborn?"

"It's okay bro, shes actually 500 years old"

"Sounds like a classic case of the pedo's excuse to me, but ok"
by 3zhd April 12, 2021
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Pedro S

The man who helps you with pronouns
Hey Pedro S, can you help me with pronouns?
by 2001 Honda Civic March 18, 2021
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Pedro's hoes

Hoes That Belong To Pedro That Require Corona Beer Or Tequilas And Tacos As Payment For Sexual Activities
Pedro's hoe "Aye Papi!!!!!!!"
Old Man "Good Now Go Hoe. Here's You Case Of Beer And Bag Of Taco's. And Send Some More Of Pedro's hoes"
by MishkaItsTrara January 24, 2014
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Pedro's bedroom

Small zone in Newcastle where the air reeks of criminality and Lynx Africa....
Your bird has been doubled more times than the dart board in Pedro's bedroom
by kaleidoscope May 23, 2018
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Pedo's

A shorter version of Pedophile, people who are sexually interested in children.
Look at those Pedo's over there
by Mastree January 17, 2019
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