Made famous by TV show, The League (FX).
Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.
While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
Rosterbation: The near pornographic pleasure derived from over-excited interaction with a sports team's squad roster.
While can be relating to a real team, as in a fan rosterbating to their professional teams lineup, it usually refers to the narcissistic pleasure of rosterbating to a line-up created by the rosterbator. Examples include a fantasy league team, or a video game career mode team.
by WillFos May 9, 2013
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"Roseleen can you come get bagels with me?"
"No"
"Yes you are, I'll buy you hot chocolate." (x100)
"fine"
"No"
"Yes you are, I'll buy you hot chocolate." (x100)
"fine"
by anonmouse23 February 24, 2022
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When you are so high you think you can understand another language when reading the subtitles of a foreign film
After an evening of hot boxing the abandoned car the guys gather around to watch Paprika.
Conor: Holy shit guys! I can speak Japanese!
Aaron:... what?! No, dude your just rosetta stoned!
Conor: Holy shit guys! I can speak Japanese!
Aaron:... what?! No, dude your just rosetta stoned!
by Chief Blazin Buffalo May 8, 2010
Get the Rosetta Stoned mug.A shitty school in a shitty neighborhood infested by fobs & Mexicans. The teachers are bad, the education is bad and those who go on to prestigious universities fail because they are overshadowed by other intelligent students who come from good schools.
The cafeteria food is horrendous. Breakfast consists of leftovers from June of 1985. Lunch is just as bad. Empty pizza boxes with Dominoes logo are used as decoys to hide the the school's shitty cooking.
The student body is very diverse. Here you will find all types of styles ranging from emo to punk, and from prep to posers. The school is split on gender but some students are sexually questionable.
The school is financially depleted. Once we could not even afford copy paper. The restrooms are closed during school hours because we cannot afford to fix the plumbing. Some classrooms have broken light fixtures that haven't been repaired since the Nixon administration. Noticeable cracks from the Northridge quake of '94 are still visible around campus. Luckily during 2005, they have found money to remodel the lavatories and parts of the football field.
Most of the students here are book smart but they have no street smarts. For example, girls spend all their money at well known clothing retailers instead of saving or investing their money in bonds or IRA's. Guys are manipulated by their girlfriends (who they shouldn't even be dealing with at such a young age) to buy presents for them.
Overall this is not a very good school. Even if you attained a 4.5 GPA it is nothing compared to those who come from prominent high schools from around the U.S. The reason why you were accepted into a UC was because the admissions officers had sympathy for you.
If you can, do yourself a favor and transfer to another school.
The cafeteria food is horrendous. Breakfast consists of leftovers from June of 1985. Lunch is just as bad. Empty pizza boxes with Dominoes logo are used as decoys to hide the the school's shitty cooking.
The student body is very diverse. Here you will find all types of styles ranging from emo to punk, and from prep to posers. The school is split on gender but some students are sexually questionable.
The school is financially depleted. Once we could not even afford copy paper. The restrooms are closed during school hours because we cannot afford to fix the plumbing. Some classrooms have broken light fixtures that haven't been repaired since the Nixon administration. Noticeable cracks from the Northridge quake of '94 are still visible around campus. Luckily during 2005, they have found money to remodel the lavatories and parts of the football field.
Most of the students here are book smart but they have no street smarts. For example, girls spend all their money at well known clothing retailers instead of saving or investing their money in bonds or IRA's. Guys are manipulated by their girlfriends (who they shouldn't even be dealing with at such a young age) to buy presents for them.
Overall this is not a very good school. Even if you attained a 4.5 GPA it is nothing compared to those who come from prominent high schools from around the U.S. The reason why you were accepted into a UC was because the admissions officers had sympathy for you.
If you can, do yourself a favor and transfer to another school.
by Gary L. '05 September 25, 2005
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Kyle should see a psychiatrist.. he just rosterbated for 2 hours straight after Rondo dropped 20 dimes.
by Deezed Nuts February 1, 2016
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by esk1mo May 29, 2018
Get the Rosetta Stoned mug.Roster Season is the opposite of Cuffing Season. A time of year where you have a lot of people you contact for dates etc but you aren't cuffed to one person. Termed by the popular podcast "The Perished Parent Posse" in one of their interviews.
by perished_pp May 12, 2022
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