Registered Nurse

An expensive prostitute who specifically caters to physically handicapped persons (or animals).

Jerry, I feel awkward pursuing sexual activities because I lost my legs in the war. It's OK, just call a Registered Nurse. I hear they're very professional.

by gogoflystyle85 March 29, 2015

Reister!

a very violent sexual act in which while the woman is haveing her period, the man laps up all the blood while gining her anal sex

aww gross! i watched a porn film yesterday and damn, that nigga was givin that bitch one hell of a reister!

by SuckaMaCocka December 14, 2006

Gash register

The act of putting coins on your girlfriend's tits, then fucking her until they fly off; flipping her over straight after and swiping a credit card through her arse crack.

Yeah I won't be seeing Jane again, I think I freaked her out with the gash register last night.

by Zonal K September 2, 2019

RBA (registered breakfast addict)

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" you're in the army now "

by Registered Breakfast Addict (RBA) November 13, 2003

Registered IQ Offender

An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.

"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."

by Cotoia August 24, 2017

Register

Sign up.

Dog whisperer-Did you register your dog?
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.

by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020

Registered casanova

The real nigga who gets the most bitches

Ayoo mandem is a real registered casanova

by The realest casanova December 21, 2021