Baker Quaker

the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog

Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."

by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011

Dirty Quaker

The sexual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an anal plug.

Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.

Guy 2:
Holy shit!

by H. Karl September 16, 2011

Russian Quaker

Quaker oats with kahlua added to taste. See White Russian.

Yo, this russian quaker is part of a balanced breakfast.

by Zip117 January 14, 2009

california queef quaker

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale

jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!

by goonersteve January 28, 2008

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

The vegas quaker

When a man sticks his penis in a woman’s ass and as he’s climaxing he slowly pulls out while the woman pushes out a fart which makes it sound like a duck has came out of her ass “quak”

After we were done it sounded like ducks were around us I told him it’s just the vegas Quaker

by Shaione January 28, 2022

the constant quaker

the constant quaker is a A short film about two men. One named "Roberto Spalding Havier Boulavardez Fischer" also known as "Bob" who is wealthy, well rounded, highly educated,and has a diverse ethnic backround, but mainly spanish who is very full of himself and gets along with absolutley no one. The other, Gardner Gardner Price (yes his middle name and first name are the same)who has no ethnic backround except the fact that his ancestors were quaker puritans who lived on a farm in pennsylvania. Gardner has little educational experiances, a little less then the average 2nd grader and yet he somehow managed to be somewhat sucsessful. The movie is a constant arguement between these two men who call themseleves best firends. A very funny comedy between two bizarre men having lunch.

Bob " I don't know why i talk to you Gardner, you're so uneducated!"

Gardner " oh yeah!? oh yeah!? your a filthy peice of trash!"

Bob " wow Gard."

(part of a long arguement in the constant quaker)

by Deveins February 13, 2008