monty python

An excellent and rather hilarious sketch show which offers a look into a very interesting time period in Britain, crossdressing, and a glance into the minds of those who are very comfortably walking the line between genius and insanity. However, the humor of this has been diminished as of late by all the 12 year old nerds quoting it in bad English accents

Person 1: Nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
Person 2: Ahh! You're ruining it!

by firetop August 24, 2005

Python Dump

A soft poop that is so long it starts to coil like a python. More realistic if it coils around another object in the toilet.

Last night I ate twenty wings and a pizza, and this morning I totally took a python dump.

by roninx17 January 11, 2011

Beige Python

Kingdom: Animalia, Phylum: Chordata, Class: Reptilia, Order: Squamata, Family: Boidae, Genus: Python, Beige

Also known as a trouser snake, the Beige Python is known to lurk in a particular pair of pants around the Bartow County area of Georgia. Women from all over the world come to Bartow County for a chance to see the legendary python.

Allison! Did you see that guy's beige python over there, it was so bulgy and huge!

by JamesME August 17, 2010

trouser python

a guy with a hard on in his trousers

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

monty python

The greatest comedy troupe I've ever seen. Michael Palin, John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Eric Idle make up the group. They're all still alive except for Graham Chapman. Famous for the Flying Circus and the Holy Grail, but there's also the Meaning of Life and Life of Brian.

"Can you spot a larch from a distance?"

by alb July 15, 2008

siphon the python

To have a piss (rhyming slang)

I've had one too many beers, better go and siphon the python.

by ud40 July 21, 2006

Monty Python

something you can look foward to after you just failed your math final

"whats wrong with the parrot?
its dead thats whats wrong with it"
or "are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

by evil weevil of doom May 3, 2003