Pussy Probation

when your girlfriend bans you from initiating or asking for sex

nah you didnt do the dishes youre now on pussy probation

by queenbbbbbxxx October 11, 2022

Orthus Probation

A polyamouras relationship where assets are not divided equally between each member.

I gave word to my Orthus Probation.

by barneyselena444 January 13, 2026

Argumentum Ad Probationem

The classic "you are proving my point" fallacy—a form of Argumentum Ad Te where the responder claims that the opponent's response, tone, or very engagement demonstrates the truth of the original position. "You're proving my point by getting angry." "Your response proves exactly what I was saying." The move turns any engagement into evidence against you: if you respond emotionally, you're proving their point about emotionalism; if you respond calmly, you're proving their point about detachment; if you don't respond, you're proving their point about avoidance. It's a rhetorical trap with no exit—any response is reframed as confirmation. The fallacy lies in treating engagement as evidence, rather than addressing what's actually said.

Argumentum Ad Probationem "I calmly explained why I disagreed. Response: 'See? You're proving my point by being so defensive.' That's Argumentum Ad Probationem—using my engagement as evidence, not addressing my arguments. Defensive? I was calm. But even if I were defensive, that doesn't address my points. It's a trap: any response proves them right."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

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by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

probaytion

Da "let's see if you can behave yourself socially" period dat Bowser da hound-dog gets put on due to excessive howling and general noisy carrying-on.

The Basenji hound would never need to be put on probaytion because it cannot bark to begin with.

by QuacksO December 8, 2019

probeation

An extra-strict-and-invasive type of "let's see if you can behave yourself this time" parole-period where your overseers really stick their long inquisitive noses deep into your personal business.

I really value my privacy, and so I try to avoid committing any crimes to begin with, so that hopefully I will never have to be put on probeation.

by QuacksO February 11, 2020

probaetion

Pro-bae-tion is when your significant other prevents you from getting too fucked up.

Jaime: You tryna kilo this bottle with me, vro??

Alan: Nah, my girl’s had me on probaetion ever since I threw up in my car the other week.

Jaime: oof

by flavortown April 9, 2020