the act of tap-tapping a girl on the cheek with your putter after fucking her on the rag. essential to the rusty putter is the gentle scent of iron wafting off your shaft.
by Purple Helmeted Yogurt Slinger August 10, 2013
An archaic, "emo phase" hair style, in which the bangs and crown are long but the sides are shaved... In reference to Jazz bassist and Bond Villain (Mr. Kidd from Diamonds Are Forever) Patrick "Putter" Smith.
That shitty bassist for that punk band playing at the VFW tonight out here lookin' like a Reverse Putter Smith.
by Plastic Icon November 04, 2020
Person 1: the fitment is so terrible we have to prefabricate everything
Person 2: yeah it’s really puttered out there’s no fixing it
Person 2: yeah it’s really puttered out there’s no fixing it
by Mr.slimeballT September 20, 2023
My friend is an extreme putter outter, I can't do anything without him acting as though i put him out.
by 3X & Psycho Lapacuz February 07, 2025
Someone who, instead of putting things away (ie: keys, purses, loose change, etc), puts them on any flat surface. The accumulation of such items usually results in the creation of a DOOM box.
"The dining room table is so cluttered with random items because my wife is a surface putter. I'm fixin' to make her a DOOM box."
by firepitt September 29, 2022
Hari puttar is someone who is living with his moms friends. He still watches Harry Potter but sleeps with Moms friends.
by Fulllllllllllllllllllllllprepa January 06, 2018
In place of your typical golf club, you remove one's trousers and use your speedbag to get the ball to its home.
by Trendyjdizzle December 28, 2023