by dicken's cider February 04, 2014
Derived as a fusion from the words "awkward" and "pork", Awky Porky is an all encompassing term that describes weird/uncomfortably/awkward moment either in the lead up to, during, or immediately after sex
"dude, we were getting it on, and everything was going great until he asked me if i had a 'wet pussy', which so gross I just totally turned off..awky porky!"
"so while we were screwing, I realized he had photos of his parents and his ex girlfriend pasted all over his walls, it made for a totally awky porky!"
"so while we were screwing, I realized he had photos of his parents and his ex girlfriend pasted all over his walls, it made for a totally awky porky!"
by kleerly November 29, 2009
Porky pine is my bf
by Mis. Porky pine April 09, 2017
During the act of cunnilingus: the giver makes the noise “bi-duh, bi-duh, bi-duh” until the receiver climaxes then states “That’s all folks!”
by GlassShrimp June 17, 2020
by brady and damon August 14, 2006
by Bitches are real February 14, 2016
When you aren't sure about the spelling of a word and may even have it so badly misspelled that even a spell checker can't figure out what you mean, so you use a synonym that you can spell.
Sometimes it is nesicary.., nessicary.., necisary.., nessicarey..,Sometimes it is required that you rely on spell check when you don't know how to spell a word.
Sometimes I have to porky pig "necessary"; I can't spell it to save my life and usually I
Sometimes I have to porky pig "necessary"; I can't spell it to save my life and usually I
by 1337ninjer July 11, 2012