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Reedley Photographer 

Commonly known for being the local sports photographer for Reedley High and other local sports teams. Also a commonly known casual photographer.
Robert: Dude did you see what Jan just posted on his website?

Phillip: Who's Jan?

Robert: The Reedley photographer headass, the one who takes our soccer pictures.

Phillip: Oh, that Jan.
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Walmart Photographer 

A Walmart Photographer is a person who buys a beginner DSLR camera (Canon, Nikon, Sony, etc...) from Walmart, Best Buy, Amazon, etc... and calls themselves a professional photographer with the lack of talent.
Karen: DM me for photography rates!

A hobbyist: Where did you your camera?

Karen: Oh, from walmart! It's a Canon t3i (a beginner camera)

A hobbyist: "Fucking Karen thinks she's a professional cuz she has a camera! She's a god damn walmart photographer!"

facetime photographer 

Someone who takes the best photos while FaceTiming.
She sent her the best shots she took while they were on FaceTime. Making her a FaceTime photographer

Band Photographer 

Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!

A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph 

A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph
A strange phenomenon in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph