Eskimo Piledriver

The act of an Eskimo hyper fapping.

A person of Yupik or Inuit decent who can masturbate faster than people of other origin.

I told her the only way I could cum is if she performs the Eskimo Piledriver. She broke both her arms.

He is just fapping as fast as he can, eskimo piledriving that shit.

by DrStraynge January 10, 2012

Tombstone Piledriver

a sexual manuever usually performed by two wrestlers in public. It closely resembles the 69 position, only standing up.

undertaker just gave oral pleasures to his brother kane, in public, via the tombstone piledriver

by Jimmy the Reaper August 19, 2006

arabian piledriver

When you anal fuck someone that lives on the Persian Gulf and criticize their government simultaneously

Last night I received an Arabian Piledriver from an American with special interests.

by Lorenzo Ward March 2, 2014

Mcdonald's Piledriver

Much like the Piledriver, you have your partner keep her legs spread and you mash a mcdonald's meal in her colon while you persistently shove straws in her pussy.

Ms. Berg, Not another Mcdonald's Piledriver! Nooooo!

by BlitzkriegDuestchland October 2, 2007

alaskan piledriver

This is a sexual act in which a pice of poop, preferably large, is frozen in a freezer and then used as a dildo for an unlucky man or women.

Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.

by Robot2008 January 5, 2009

Prepubescent Piledriver

A large, overweight man over the age of 50 that delivers man-post into a small boy that doesn't have pubes yet.

wow, i went by little tiimmy's house and instead of playing with his ninja turtles, he was getting a prepubescent piledriver from our neighbor. there was semen EVERYWHERE

by miketiker October 22, 2010

Diarrhea Piledriver

You get her in the pile driver position...Slam your cock in her mouth...Then after you nut in her mouth you pile driver her skull into the concrete...Then shit all over her fractured skull

The Diarrhea Piledriver is not a good first date move....Its more like an I wanna end this relationship type move...Like letting her catch you in bed banging a hotter younger chick...

by Shizzle Daddy December 28, 2005