Satan piñata

A chihuahua.

Look at that ho walking her satan piñata.

by It’s Gucci May 19, 2020

Piñata Store

A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.

"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"

by ShrekingBall9000 May 6, 2016

play with your piñata

Play with your asshole

Can I play with your piñata babe

by Sloppytoppyzavion January 17, 2023

Hit like a piñata

When said person has smoked so much methamphetamine in the crystalline form that they have no control over their mental or physical attrubutes.

Omg did you see Dana L. ? She is fucking hit like a piñata... She stole the fucking DVR.

by CrankHill March 17, 2021

Beat like a Piñata

Beating someone in the dark with an object until they are a wreck.

“Bro, after those bouncers threw that drunk out of the bar and into the dark ally, they all took turns and he was beat like a piñata.

by A nd December 30, 2022

the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_

someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian

by damndodie_ January 5, 2017

Alabama Piñata

The act of tying a Hispanic person to the back of a Chevrolet C10 pickup truck and driving off.

"My cousin Hector was the victim of an Alabama Piñata."
"My baby mama's daughter's birthday was the other day, we had ourselves an Alabama Piñata"

by alabamapinata March 21, 2024