Pencil Skirt

A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.
Damn did you see that ass?! She looks so good in that pencil skirt!
by usis December 26, 2009
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Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils
by The Peanut Myth November 01, 2019
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pencil pusher

Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme boringness. I.e. an accountant, or one whose job is meaningless, and invites people that have no personalities to join and TALK.
Wow, CAN I BE an accountanct - you guys get to work AND train AND get paid WELL. And to top it all off, you guys are INTERESTING....tell me MORE!!!!
by Vinski August 04, 2004
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lead in pencil

it is said of people of little strength, character or resolve. also said about men who can't get an erection during sex.
I slept with Roger last night. He couldn't get it up. he's got no lead in pencil (or no lead in his pencil).
by Yoova September 17, 2006
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pencil parer

Usually shortened to just "parer" In Ireland this is the name given to a pencil sharpener
Can I borrow your pencil parer?
I need a parer
by wild rover December 11, 2014
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Pencil stache

The end result of a feeble attempt at growing a real mustache.
“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache
by Lootmon November 23, 2019
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Angry Pencil

Slang for the infamous black tip ammunition used in 5.56x45mm. Illegal for the general public and therefor is spoken in slang.
A: "You've should have seen how i test fired my angry pencils last week!"

B: "I'm calling the ATF"
by TheGreatBatman September 08, 2021
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