un-salted peanuts

Pretty much the opposite of cashews

The yankee's winning period... ever... cause i hate them is just un-salted peanuts

by john fagerholm May 5, 2005

salty peanuts

sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)

"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"

by 6IXTY 1NE September 8, 2008

peanuthead canoe shoes

Micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. Often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer mating ritual.

"Pro I've just been run over by a steam roller and now have BARGE FEET; I am now Peanuthead Canoe Shoes gravy"

by Dyah Byah October 27, 2003

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

peanuts

Derogative aimed at Female nipples particularly when aroused or on a cold day, reference to hardness and shape of the delicious bar snack.

She is smuggling "peanuts"

Check out the "peanuts" on her!

by Admiral Akbar April 22, 2005

peanuts envy

Being jealous of someone because they have more or bigger nuts than you.

Because John did not have any nuts, he had peanuts envy of everyone that did.

by kswarthog August 25, 2008

Peanuteater

When a cock is so big you don't know if you should suck it or feed it a peanut

He was huge and I don't think I can handle his peanuteater

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019