Peanut Butter Spoon

The act of wiping your ass with a spoon and then eating your brown off said spoon, similar to how one eats actual peanut butter off a spoon.

*Exits bathroom

Dad: “why are you eating peanut butter in the bathroom?”
Me: “Ran outta toilet paper, decided it was the best time to try a Peanut Butter Spoon.”

by BigWoodz97 September 20, 2020

Peanut butter friend

Friends that engage in anal intercourse.

Luke and Kim are now peanut butter friends.

by Roscovansanchez April 18, 2017

Peanut Butter Snatch

Peanut Butter Snatch is where a girl rubs peanut butter on her snatch and the peanut butter is licked off.

Bethany rubbed peanut butter on her snatch and then her dog licked it off. Thus she had a Peanut Butter Snatch.

by Ram Horn the Big Nig June 23, 2010

tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich

you will need:
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter

step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie

My tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich costed $8 at the Ritz in Cayman.

by Rachel H June 30, 2008

peanut butter mouth

The delicious treat of eating straight peanut butter with a spoon, knife, or other eating utensil.

I just had a delicious treat of peanut butter mouth.

by Jimbly99 April 8, 2013

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011

peanut butter pirate

During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.

"I was with this girl, and I gave her the Peanut Butter Pirate.

by Steve Kane May 7, 2004