Skip to main content

Joseph Paxton

by Little jill June 2, 2020
mugGet the Joseph Paxton mug.

Paxton

A stupid little bitch with a small ass dick that will never find a girlfriend because he is a lonely gay bitch and he loves to lick cat asses
Paxton is a fucking weirdo
mugGet the Paxton mug.

Paxtonated

Pax·ton·nat·ed
1. when a movie or television show includes or has been permeated by the actor Bill Paxton
2. past participle, past tense of Pax·ton·nate
True Lies was a great film, mostly because it was Paxtonated.
by jephilli6 August 26, 2013
mugGet the Paxtonated mug.

Paxton

Paxton’s mind is filled with food and weird, sometimes dark jokes. He has good grades, likes to dance, and is extremely dramatic. He will often rizz you up if he has the chance. He always has a hope he will one day find his “dream girl.” His friends call him a slay queen.
Guy one: ooo it’s Paxton, he’s such a slaaaaay queen

Guy two: ikr
by Contraindications Cincinnati b November 6, 2023
mugGet the Paxton mug.

Zaylee and Paxton

The bestest most cutest couple you’ll ever see. They are so super in love and they’re gonna b tgthr forever.
There’s Zaylee and Paxton being cute together like always.
by The only way I November 20, 2023
mugGet the Zaylee and Paxton mug.

Paxton+Zaylee

The cutest couple ever. They’re the bestest couple and will be together forever and are so super cute and happy.
There’s Paxton+Zaylee being so cute as per usual!
by The only way I November 20, 2023
mugGet the Paxton+Zaylee mug.

Paxton Jones

Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!
Paxton Jones I love you more and that is completely correct!
by Anna-Maria Drew October 21, 2019
mugGet the Paxton Jones mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email