P. Diddy

A P. Diddy is a man who likes dick and balls and gets a boner when hes at Disneyland. The average P. Diddy fan molests an average of 30 little boys an hour.

Look! It's P Diddy! Hide your kids!

P. Diddy fan: do you have any kids?
Normal person: I won't show them to you, you are a P. Diddy fan!
P. Diddy fan: aw, shucks!

by Doobedoo May 12, 2024

P Diddy

A penis diddler.

P Diddy created his moniker after diddling penises

by Himothy Turner January 21, 2024

P. Diddy

rapper by day, raper by night

man 1: p. diddy’s on suicide watch
man 2: YEEHAW

by naeuiofnyuw4cr December 15, 2024