genital origami

1. The art of folding and bending ones genitals into the shapes of recognisable objects.
2. To show ones flexibility in the genitals.

At candy's birthday party, all the children were amazed by little jimmy's showcase of genital origami

by PooSquad March 1, 2007

Dirty Origami

When you find you only have a single sheet of toilet paper left and have to fold it a few times to get a clean wipe.

Got to the toilet but only one bit of paper left. Had to do some dirty origami!

by Montague Tott May 18, 2021

the origami giraffe

The sexual position of which the woman throws her legs back over her head while laying on her stomach. The male performs normal vaginal intercourse, thus making the girl orgasm greatly, her moans making her stretch her neck in pleasure, resembling a giraffe.

1. "So dude, did you bang her hardcore or what?'
"Yeah man, we did a bunch of new positions. Such as the origami giraffe. It was crazy, dude. You should totally try it!"
"Thanks for the tip,I'll go try it out now!"

2. "Yo son,you do dat origami giraffe last night that shit was kick'n dawg.
"Yeah that bitch was moanin like a chicken,yeaahh boiii"

by Bobbith Rizzle October 28, 2007

ghetto origami

a square piece of paper folded, used in lieu of a baggy; a bindle.

"I don't have a baggie, but if you want I can do some ghetto origami instead."

by Stitches420 December 13, 2008

The Origami Cleavage

When a chick with big boobs is wearing a low cut shirt and a bra that is too tight, has a noticable fold in her boob in the armpit region.

The best example is the orgin of this word. At a baseball game a beer girl, who was over weight and wearing a low cut, tight tight tight shirt walked by. Her bra was so tight also that it pushed her boobs back and her boob was folded over in the armpit area. She was rocking "the origami cleavage"!!!

by Chuck Gnasty & Mr. Paule August 8, 2009

vaginal origami

Folding paper or food items into the shape of a vagina

That cream dripping from that burrito wrap is a fine example of vaginal origami

by Vagina designer August 11, 2022

intellectual origami

Like word salad but the words coming out of the person speaking actually sound intelligent and enable the speaker to come across as intellectual. Intellectual origami involves sounding intellectual for the sake of sounding intellectual. The speaker will use high profile and scientific sounding words. Think of origami like an intricately folded collection of sharp edges which look impressive, but have much less weight than you’d think.

Paul from Love Is Blind deployed his intellectual origami when speaking or answering any question that production asked him. It would sound impressive, but ultimately it was just a form of intellectual word salad.

by Bah Zah May 5, 2023