the old one two mountain dew

What did you do with Alice last night?
You know, the old one two mountain dew.
NOICE

by themountaindewd April 22, 2017

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One Two Buckle My shoe

One Two Buckle My Shoe is a new meme by edmondx but it is actually a nursery rhyme invented in the late 1800s.

YO BRO COME OVER HERE COME OVER HERE CHECK OUT MY NEW SHOES THEYRE THE BRAND NEW ONE TWO BUCKLE MY SHOE THREE FOUR BUCKLE SOME MORE FIVE SIX NIKE KICKS HOHOHOHO THAT IS SO FIRE

by OneTwoBuckleMyShoeThreeFour May 30, 2023

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we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and we have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

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one two buckle my shoe

You shove a shoe buckle up your urethra. An act typically performed by "close" friends.

I told his girlfriend that fixing his relationship would just take the good ol one two buckle my shoe.

by TotallyNotMattsFriends August 10, 2017

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An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

by bruthanumba3 April 6, 2008

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