Sumo salad

Taking a nice voluptuous Japanese girl out for dinner and tossing her salad instead of letting her eat the boring house salad

I took tobiko to Applebee’s the other night and gave her the sumo salad instead of their boring arugula mix

by The original Balano May 23, 2019

Sumo

A man with desires, he loves being with his friends and always cares for them. Everyone loves his smile and stupidity.

Everyone wants to be close to you sumo!

by Daddy Michael November 22, 2021

Sumo duels

Sumo duels exists to see who has the better hack client

Person 1. I'm gonna beat you in our best of 3 in Sumo duels.
Person 2. I'm using 0 0 velocity I will give you mvp++ for two years if you beat me.

by LunarLovesYou June 13, 2022

sumo jumo

The slang way of saying that someone knows how to fight or that they know some form of martial arts.

Look at that sumo jumo mofo.

by PsychicChainsaw July 7, 2008

sumo wrestling

2 fat sweaty guys wearing big rubber bands trying to run over each other

sumo wrestling champ: "I eat about 3000 calories a day with exercise in between."

by ZATAZGO May 4, 2020

sumo trap

The realist nigga ever

Aye. That nigga sumo trap the realist migga ever right now

by Elchavo48 August 15, 2017

sumo

a simp

wow you are such a sumo for her.

by coolleilab June 4, 2021