A very unattractive female
by dmvwords April 5, 2018
by malachy.jennz on Insta July 31, 2018
A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.
Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.
Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!
Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...
by Jamal Gordon-King January 6, 2010
Goblins are like trolls except they always fail. If you ever see a someone who tried to troll but obviously failed the correct term for them is a goblin. Goblins are lame, pathetic and unfunny versions of trolls.
Mike: Wow look at that troll making a fool of himself. He's such a fail.
Roger: He's a goblin not a troll. But yeah, he's pretty pathetic.
Roger: He's a goblin not a troll. But yeah, he's pretty pathetic.
by GOBLIN111111 August 17, 2011
a term describing a certain individual at Le Moyne College. This person has been Goblin proved by a group of friends who consider themselves goblin hunters
by Anonymous114 October 31, 2007
Somebody who talks a big game up front, but the second any real issues come their way run scared. Goblins are also deathly afraid of goons and will seek protection from said goons if confronted by one.
What is a goon to a goblin? apparently a goon is a lot to a goblin since the goblin couldn't handle the goon by himself.
by @n0nymus April 13, 2010