by Sugar shane on the mic December 29, 2021
Confused social-studies student: I was always under the impression that you're supposed to be polite and respectful whenever you in a court of law, not lace your language with profanity --- why should anyone be compelled to "swear" to tell the truth when he agrees to "testify under oath"???
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
The promise among the third estate before the French revolution to continue meeting until a new constitution would be established.
King Louis XVI: Stop meeting up, you're scaring me
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
Literally dying peasant: We can't, we swore the tennis court oath
by ItsPrix June 01, 2021
the slang term used after a bloke comes back from a bender and is absolutely munted off nose beers. also used if a bloke came back from an all-male brothel and is about to get the dog.
old chappo: just got back from my bender and I am fucked.
Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
Christopher: fuck oath bah, how was it?
old chappo: lahd I am pretty chuffed tbh, u should have seen the blokes on blokes.
by old chappo March 23, 2022
Oathing is the act of being simultaneously extremely gay and retarded in a group chat.If somebody tell you you are oathing you should consider suicide
by Justaslyguy July 15, 2018
The oath in which 2 or more people sit on a toilet and pee — while all saying an oath that they will all be friends forever. I SWEAR TO DEAR GOD THAT I WILL BE FRIENDS FOREVER WITH ____,______,______, (people/person) AFTER THIS TINKLE IS OVER.
by BrittanyBrokeTheTinkleOath May 23, 2017
Eating KFC is a delicious extravaganza. A mouth watering joy of essence itself. But the Kernel will take back what it’s due. One may eat of its tastiness now, but the one will suffer from severe fire poops that draw blood shortly after. And this is the KFC Blood Oath.
Hey Josh, you eat that delicious KFC yet?
Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!
Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?
Oh tonight for sure!!
Sure have man! I enjoyed every moment!
Yeah, I’m sure! You think the KFC Blood Oath will be repaid tonight, or tomorrow morning?
Oh tonight for sure!!
by the teli May 25, 2022